Privacy policy
Last updated Jul 28, 2026
So pretty much every single website needs to have a privacy policy page on it.
Did you know that there are actually people who go around looking for websites without privacy policies and then actively threaten or pursue legal action against them? What a racket.
So, what I did was tell AI to draft everything that would help keep me legally defended from those people. I also found out that a privacy policy does not have to sound like it was written by a committee of exhausted attorneys, so I am going to explain everything as clearly as possible while still having a little fun.
It is also a bit odd how nearly every website now asks for cookie permission. It makes you wonder how long companies were collecting, trading, and monetizing everyone's information before anybody bothered asking.
For the record, I do not operate a business that sells your personal information for money. I sell products, services, and consulting. I do not even know how to make money selling data. Is that a good business model? I do not know, and I do not particularly feel the need to find out.
However, this website may use analytics, advertising tools, pixels, cookies, and other tracking technologies. Those providers may receive certain information about your activity. Depending on where you live, privacy laws may define some of that activity as “selling” or “sharing” personal information even though nobody is handing me a bag of money for your browsing history.
If you are here because you randomly clicked the privacy-policy link, I hope this page at least gives you a small laugh.
If you are here because you spend your time hunting for technical privacy violations, please consider using your talents to create something useful. Society is counting on you.
Now, unfortunately, we must discuss cookies.
1. Who we are
This Privacy Policy applies to NickVerge.com, along with any related pages, checkout forms, products, services, accounts, communications, and applications operated by Verge Enterprises LLC.
In this policy, “we,” “us,” and “our” refer to Verge Enterprises LLC.
For privacy-related questions or requests, contact Nick@NickVerge.com.
“You” refers to anyone who visits the website, submits information, creates an account, communicates with us, or purchases a product or service.
2. Information we may collect
The information we collect depends on how you interact with the website.
We may collect information that you voluntarily provide, including:
- —Your name
- —Your email address
- —Your telephone number
- —Billing or shipping information
- —Account and login information
- —Information submitted through forms, surveys, applications, questionnaires, checkout pages, or account portals
- —Messages, support requests, feedback, and other communications
- —Information about products or services you purchase
- —Any other information you choose to provide
Please do not submit extremely sensitive information through a random contact form unless we specifically request it.
3. Payment and transaction information
Payments may be processed through Stripe or another third-party payment processor.
We generally do not directly receive or store your complete credit-card or debit-card number. Payment processors collect and process that information under their own privacy policies, security procedures, and legal obligations.
We may receive limited payment and transaction information, including:
- —Your name
- —Billing information
- —The amount paid
- —The product or service purchased
- —Payment status
- —Transaction identifiers
- —The last few digits of your payment method
- —Refund, dispute, or subscription information
4. Information collected automatically
When you visit or interact with the website, we and our service providers may automatically collect information such as:
- —Your internet-protocol address
- —Browser type
- —Device type
- —Operating system
- —Device identifiers
- —Approximate geographical location
- —Referring website or source
- —Pages viewed
- —Links or buttons clicked
- —Forms started or completed
- —Purchases and checkout activity
- —Advertisements viewed or interacted with
- —The date and time of your visit
- —The amount of time spent on pages
- —Website errors and performance information
- —Cookie, pixel, tag, and tracking identifiers
This information may be collected through cookies, pixels, tags, scripts, software-development kits, server logs, analytics systems, and similar technologies.
5. Cookies and similar technologies
We may use cookies and similar technologies to:
- —Operate the website
- —Keep you logged in
- —Remember your preferences
- —Process purchases
- —Improve security
- —Prevent fraud and abuse
- —Understand how visitors use the website
- —Measure website performance
- —Track leads, purchases, and conversions
- —Improve our products, pages, and offers
- —Personalize content or advertising
- —Build advertising audiences
- —Determine whether our advertisements are working
Sadly, these are not chocolate-chip cookies. They are small files and tracking technologies used by websites.
Some cookies may be necessary for the website to function. Other cookies, including advertising and analytics cookies, may be optional depending on where you live.
Where legally required, we may ask for your consent before using nonessential cookies. You may be able to accept, reject, or manage cookies through a cookie banner, privacy settings, browser settings, or legally recognized opt-out signal.
Disabling cookies may cause parts of the website to stop functioning correctly, forget who you are, or have a small technological breakdown.
6. Analytics, advertising, and tracking tools
We may use any lawful analytics, attribution, advertising, conversion-tracking, website-performance, or behavioral-analysis tools.
These may include, but are not limited to:
- —Google Analytics
- —Google Ads
- —Google tags, pixels, and conversion tracking
- —Meta Pixel
- —Meta advertising services
- —Advertising pixels from other platforms
- —Heat-map tools
- —Session analytics
- —Website-performance tools
- —Affiliate-tracking tools
- —Audience-building tools
- —Retargeting and remarketing technologies
- —Conversion and attribution platforms
These technologies may collect information about your device and browser, your website visits, pages you view, links and advertisements you click, forms you submit, products or services you purchase, your interactions with emails or advertisements, your approximate location, and your activity on this and other websites.
Advertising and analytics providers may use this information to measure performance, attribute sales, prevent fraud, create audiences, personalize advertisements, or show you advertisements on other websites and platforms.
We do not control every independent use of information made by these third parties. Their handling of information is also governed by their own privacy policies and legal obligations.
7. Email and communication providers
We may use email, customer-communication, marketing-automation, and customer-relationship-management providers.
These may include, but are not limited to:
- —Resend
- —ConvertKit
- —Transactional-email platforms
- —Marketing-email providers
- —Customer-relationship-management software
- —Customer-support platforms
- —Messaging services
- —Automation and integration tools
These providers may process information such as your name, email address, purchase history, account information, communications, and engagement with our emails.
We may change providers from time to time without rewriting this policy every time a new piece of software exists.
8. How we may use your information
We may use information to:
- —Operate, maintain, and improve the website
- —Process purchases and payments
- —Provide products, services, consulting, or digital content
- —Create and manage customer accounts
- —Communicate with you
- —Respond to questions and support requests
- —Send receipts, confirmations, and account notices
- —Deliver purchased products or services
- —Send educational or promotional communications
- —Personalize your experience
- —Analyze website usage and customer behavior
- —Measure advertising and marketing performance
- —Create advertising audiences
- —Display or measure targeted advertising
- —Prevent fraud, misuse, and security incidents
- —Enforce our agreements and policies
- —Maintain financial and business records
- —Comply with legal, tax, accounting, and regulatory requirements
- —Protect our business, customers, and legal rights
- —Complete a merger, financing, acquisition, restructuring, or sale of the business
- —Carry out any other purpose disclosed when information is collected
- —Carry out a purpose to which you consent
9. Email and marketing communications
If you provide your email address, we may send you:
- —Purchase confirmations
- —Receipts
- —Product-delivery messages
- —Account notifications
- —Support responses
- —Service announcements
- —Educational content
- —Newsletters
- —Promotional messages
- —Offers involving our products, services, or consulting
You may unsubscribe from promotional emails by using the unsubscribe link included in those messages or by contacting us.
Unsubscribing from promotional messages does not prevent us from sending necessary transactional or administrative communications.
For example, buying something and then unsubscribing does not prevent us from sending you a receipt. That would be ridiculous.
10. How we may disclose information
We may disclose personal information to companies or individuals that help us operate the business. These may include:
- —Payment processors
- —Website-hosting providers
- —Cloud-storage providers
- —Email and communication providers
- —Analytics companies
- —Advertising platforms
- —Customer-support tools
- —Account and authentication providers
- —Contractors
- —Consultants
- —Attorneys and accountants
- —Fraud-prevention and security providers
- —Shipping and fulfillment providers
- —Software, automation, and integration providers
These parties may process information as necessary to provide services to us, subject to their contracts, policies, and legal obligations.
We may also disclose information when required by law, regulation, subpoena, court order, warrant, or legal process; to respond to lawful government requests; to investigate suspected fraud, abuse, or security incidents; to enforce our agreements or policies; to protect our rights, property, customers, or safety; to protect another person from harm; in connection with a merger, acquisition, financing, restructuring, bankruptcy, or sale of assets; or at your direction or with your consent.
11. Do we sell your personal information?
We do not operate a business that sells personal information in exchange for money.
We sell products, services, and consulting. That is already enough to keep us occupied.
However, we may disclose identifiers, website activity, conversion information, or similar information to analytics and advertising providers.
Depending on the law where you live, these advertising-related disclosures may legally be defined as the “sale” or “sharing” of personal information, even when no money is exchanged.
Where legally required, you may opt out of these activities through:
- —The website's cookie or privacy controls
- —A legally recognized browser-based opt-out signal
- —Any “Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information” link displayed on the website
- —An email to Nick@NickVerge.com
We do not knowingly sell or share the personal information of children under 16.
12. Data retention
We may retain personal information for as long as reasonably necessary to:
- —Operate the business
- —Provide products and services
- —Maintain accounts
- —Complete transactions
- —Process refunds or disputes
- —Maintain tax, accounting, and financial records
- —Comply with legal obligations
- —Prevent fraud or abuse
- —Resolve disputes
- —Enforce agreements
- —Establish or defend legal claims
The specific retention period may depend on the type of information, why it was collected, and any legal requirements that apply.
When information is no longer reasonably required, we may delete it, anonymize it, aggregate it, or securely retain it when immediate deletion is not technically or legally practical.
13. Data security
We use reasonable administrative, technical, and organizational safeguards intended to protect personal information.
These safeguards may include access controls, encryption, secure third-party providers, authentication systems, monitoring, backups, and internal security procedures.
However, no website, server, database, payment system, email platform, or internet transmission is guaranteed to be completely secure.
Anyone promising perfect cybersecurity is either confused or trying to sell you cybersecurity.
You provide information through the internet at your own risk, although we take reasonable steps to protect it.
14. Your privacy rights
Depending on where you live and which laws apply, you may have the right to:
- —Know whether we process your personal information
- —Request access to personal information
- —Request correction of inaccurate information
- —Request deletion of certain information
- —Receive a portable copy of certain information
- —Opt out of certain targeted advertising
- —Opt out of certain sales or sharing of information
- —Withdraw consent
- —Restrict or object to certain processing
- —Appeal a decision concerning a privacy request
- —Receive equal service without unlawful discrimination for exercising privacy rights
To submit a privacy request, email Nick@NickVerge.com.
Please clearly describe your request and provide enough information for us to identify the relevant account or information.
We may need to verify your identity before completing a request. We may also require an authorized agent to provide proof that the agent is permitted to act for you.
We may deny or limit a request where permitted by law, including when information must be retained to complete a transaction, provide a requested product or service, detect security incidents, prevent fraud, comply with legal obligations, exercise legal rights, or establish or defend legal claims.
15. California privacy rights
California residents may have additional rights under California privacy law.
Depending on whether the applicable legal requirements and business thresholds are met, these rights may include the right to know what categories of personal information we collect, know the sources and purposes of collection, know what categories of information we disclose, access specific pieces of personal information, correct inaccurate information, delete certain information, opt out of the sale or sharing of information, limit certain uses of sensitive personal information, and receive equal treatment for exercising privacy rights.
The categories of information we may collect include:
- —Identifiers
- —Customer-record information
- —Commercial information
- —Internet or electronic-network activity
- —Approximate geographical information
- —Payment and transaction information
- —Professional or business information you voluntarily provide
- —Inferences drawn from website, advertising, or purchasing activity
We may collect and use these categories for the purposes described throughout this policy.
We do not knowingly use or disclose sensitive personal information for purposes requiring a separate right to limit its use unless otherwise disclosed.
California residents may submit requests by emailing Nick@NickVerge.com. You may also use any cookie controls, opt-out links, or legally recognized opt-out signals supported by the website.
16. European Economic Area, United Kingdom, and Switzerland
Where European, United Kingdom, or Swiss data-protection laws apply, we may process personal information under one or more of the following legal bases:
- —Your consent
- —Performance of a contract with you
- —Compliance with a legal obligation
- —Our legitimate business interests
- —Protection of vital interests
- —Establishment, exercise, or defense of legal claims
Our legitimate interests may include operating the website, providing customer service, preventing fraud, improving products, analyzing performance, and marketing our products or services.
Where processing is based on consent, you may withdraw your consent at any time. Withdrawal does not affect processing that occurred before consent was withdrawn.
You may also have the right to submit a complaint to the data-protection authority responsible for your location.
Where personal information is transferred internationally, we may use legally recognized safeguards where required.
17. Children's privacy
The website and its products are not directed toward children under 13.
We do not knowingly collect personal information from children under 13.
If you believe a child has submitted personal information to us, contact Nick@NickVerge.com so we can investigate and delete it where legally required.
18. Third-party websites and services
The website may contain links to third-party websites, platforms, products, or services.
We are not responsible for their privacy practices, security, content, business decisions, or general behavior.
Review their policies before providing them with information.
19. Automated tools and artificial intelligence
We may use automated systems or artificial-intelligence tools to help operate the business. These tools may be used for purposes such as:
- —Customer support
- —Content generation
- —Data organization
- —Marketing
- —Analytics
- —Product recommendations
- —Fraud detection
- —Workflow automation
- —Service delivery
Information you submit may be processed by service providers that supply these tools, subject to their agreements and privacy practices.
Please avoid submitting confidential, regulated, or highly sensitive information unless it is specifically required for the service you are using.
20. Business transfers
If Verge Enterprises LLC is involved in a merger, acquisition, financing, restructuring, bankruptcy, sale of assets, or similar transaction, personal information may be reviewed, disclosed, or transferred as part of that transaction.
Any acquiring or successor organization may continue to process information subject to this policy unless you are informed otherwise.
21. Changes to this privacy policy
We may update this Privacy Policy from time to time to reflect changes in:
- —Our products or services
- —Our technology
- —Our vendors
- —Our business practices
- —Applicable laws
- —Our desire to avoid rewriting this page every six minutes
When we update the policy, we will post the revised version on this page and update the “Last updated” date.
Where legally required, we may provide additional notice of material changes.
22. Contact us
For questions, concerns, or privacy requests, contact Verge Enterprises LLC at Nick@NickVerge.com.
That is the policy.
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