CA Restock Emails
Whole List Restock Email
Email 1 - Thursday
Subject Line: Liver Crisps Are Back In Stock!
Preview Line: This time I’m for real!
Fellow Carnivore,
I have fantastic news…
By the grace of the meat gods themselves…
WE ARE BACK IN STOCK WITH LIVER CRISPS!
Click the button below and use code liverisvegan at checkout for 10% off.
(By the way, If the code doesn’t work, unfortunately, you were not one of the first 500 to place an order 🙁)
After working non-stop with our suppliers and passing all of the quality checks we set up…
Here we are, ready to serve you the best carnivore-friendly superfood snack on the planet.
The benefits are the best in town…
* Protein: 15 Grams To Help With Your Gainz
* Iron: Supports Better Energy Levels
* Zinc: Supports Healthy Immune System
* Vitamin A: Supports Bone Health
* Vitamin B9: Supports Cell Production
* Vitamin B12: Supports Blood Cell Production
* Potassium: Supports Healthy Fluid Levels In Cells
* Copper: Supports Brain Development
* Creatine: Supports Muscle Growth
* Carnitine: Supports Healthy Fat Levels
* Taurine: Supports Energy & Nerve Health
Toss your protein bars and protein powders in the trash, this is a superior source of protein reserved strictly for badasses.
And if you’ve been looking to add liver to your diet, this the best tasting (and most convenient) option.
I just checked the list, and you happen to be a part of the badass club…
So go ahead and get stocked up on some Liver Crisps today!
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Moo,
Carnivore Aurelius
Email 2 - Friday
Subject: holy liver crisps!
Preview: was not expecting that…
Fellow Silly Goose,
Did you know…
Veganism is the fastest-growing mental illness.
And guess what, beef liver is the cure.
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I have to say my friends, I was actually kind of shocked by the number of orders that came in yesterday.
I knew we were going to have a lot because people love our product and we’ve been out of stock for a while…
But damnnnn!
You guys were really craving some liver.
So here’s the deal: we’re in stock right now, but I genuinely don’t know how long that will last…
Once we’re out of stock, it could be a hot minute before you’re able to order again.
So if I were you, and I was an avid fan of liver crisps…
I would grab 2-3 orders of the liver crisps so you can stock up.
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These crisps have a long shelf life, so you’ll be good to put them away in case of an apocalypse…
Unless you devour all of them first due to your beef organ addiction.
Once again, thank you so much for your patience.
The quality of our product is the most important thing to me, and I’m glad we finally got it dialed in with our new supplier.
Only the best for you silly gooses and goosettes.
If you want to grab a set of liver crisps or steak crisps, now’s the time to do it before we’re out of stock again.
Moo,
Carnivore Aurelius
Subscription Email
Subject Line: (Urgent) Your Liver Subscription
Preview Line: Details Inside This Email
Hello Fellow Liver Lover,
Guess what?
Our liver and sea salt crisps are finally back in stock! (Flavored product is coming
We’ve had a loooooong delay on getting these back in stock mainly because of two reasons…
First, I had to fight off massive seed oil conglomerates disrupting our supply chain.
For 97 days and nights, I’ve been at war with them combatting their poisonous assault on humans all around the world…
Obviously, this took up a lot of time, and yes…
I won.
The second reason is that there have been some supply chain issues and we wanted to make sure we got the product quality dialed in.
But now we’re back in stock ready to roll!
Since you were a subscriber for the liver crisps, we’ve already put aside your orders from everyone else’s.
Assuming you want to start your subscription back up again, you don’t need to do anything…
Your card on file will be billed on Friday, February 3rd and your crisps will be on their way.
If you need to update your card, or if you wish to cancel your subscription…
Just login to your account on our site to change which you can do here.
Moo,
Carnivore Aurelius