Carnivore Aurelius Emails

Email 1 Fellow Carnivore, Since tomorrow is Valentine’s day… I decided to write a love letter to the one, the only… Cows. --- Dear Cows, I hope this letter finds you moo-ving and grooving. As a carnivore, I have a confession to make… I'm head over hooves for the delicious apex source of protein that you provide. Ribeyes… New York Strips… Sirloins and more… Don’t even get me started on the nutritional powerhouse that exists in your Beef Liver. I remember the first time I laid eyes on a herd of cows, I was blown away by your beauty and grace. I mean, have you seen yourselves? You're like fluffy, four-legged clouds that are super chill. While we humans hustle and bustle to create a lifestyle… You’re over here just kicking it. Eating grass and just chilling. I know some folks may think that my love for you is "udder-ly" crazy… They just don’t understand the gratitude I have for what you bring to the table. The dining table to be specific. I cherish all of the taste-bud-exploding memories you’ve brought me… And I look forward to all the ones to come. Moo, Carnivore Aurelius P.S. Keep an eye on your inbox tomorrow, I may just send you a valentine’s day gift ;) Email 2 Fellow Valentine Carnivore, Since it’s Valentine’s day… I decided to bless all of you with two carnivore-friendly valentine’s day cards you can use. You’ve got option A: And then option B: Feel free to screenshot one of those and send it to your loved ones. And if you really want to show your love to that special someone… Why don’t you also screenshot an order receipt of some delicious, crunchy, smoky liver crisps? Let them know you’re thinking about their health and tastebuds this Valentine’s day. You can take 10% off your order by using code VALENTINES at checkout. *INSERT CTA* Moo, Carnivore Aurelius