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Subject: coconuts can make you sexy Preview Line: no really Fellow Based Individual, You don’t need a million different products to keep yourself looking and feeling great. But one product you definitely need, is coconut oil. The benefits from this stuff are absolutely ridiculous. Here’s the thing, this amazing oil is not just for cooking… It's like the swiss army knife of food and utility. Let's start with its incredible benefits for your body. Did you know that coconut oil is anti-parasitic, anti-bacterial, and pro-thyroid? On top of that, it’s also a great anti-inflammatory agent… So after you secure the gains at the gym with a big brain lift, it helps soothe any sore muscles or joints you might have. And then obviously to pair with your muscles, you need to get tan, otherwise, what are you doing? Did you know that coconut oil also serves as the perfect natural sunscreen, preventing the sun from absolutely wrecking your skin if you stay in it for too long? Plus, it doubles as a skin moisturizer, so you can stay hydrated and protected all day long. But wait, there's more! Coconut oil is also a fantastic hair conditioner, and it doesn’t throw a disgusting amount of hormone-disrupting chemicals onto your body like most conditioners… Just a little bit of this magic oil helps tame frizz and add some serious shine to your locks. And if you're really feeling adventurous, you can even use it as a shampoo! That's right, just lather up and let the coconut oil work its magic. Okay so you’re jacked, you’re tan, and your hair is flawless…but how about your teeth? Last but not least, coconut oil can even be used as toothpaste. Yes, you read that right. Just mix a little bit of coconut oil with some baking soda and voila! You've got yourself a natural, fluoride-free toothpaste that will leave your pearly whites looking and feeling amazing. So there you have it, folks. Coconut oil truly is magic. It's the all-in-one solution for your life, and it's so versatile that you'll wonder how you ever lived without it. So go ahead, stock up on some coconut oil today, and get ready to experience all of its amazing benefits. Your jacked, tan, pearly-white-tooth-having body (and your taste buds) will thank you. Moo, Carnivore Aurelius Subject: gut snack Preview: The Ultimate (okay maybe not ultimate, but stil really goodl) Gut Healer Fellow Human, Feeling bloated, irritable, or just plain sluggish? Are your trips to the bathroom a bit…explosive? If so, it might be time to take a closer look at your gut health. As you may know, the gut is responsible for a lot more than just digesting food. In fact, it plays a critical role in everything from hormone regulation to immune function. Unfortunately, a lot of the modern-day poison that’s in our food is extremely tough on our guts. Literally, the Standard American Diet is designed (maybe intentionally, maybe not, *conspiracy music starts to play*) to create inflammation and disrupt the delicate balance of our gut microbiome. I joke around with this being a conspiracy, but in every joke, there’s also a little hint of truth usually… High inflammation in your brain directly leads to anxiety and depression. If everyone is sick, unhealthy, anxious, and depressed… I don’t need to go any further, if you’re somewhat intelligent, you get the point. The way you combat this is by removing a lot of the modern-day junk from your diet… And also removing foods which are known to irritate the gut… Nuts, seeds, grains, legumes… All of those gots to go. But past that, it’s also by introducing foods that seriously help improve your gut health. Animal-based foods. Meats. Organs. Collagen. Fats. And even outside that, you gotta introduce some sweets that come from good ole’ mother nature herself… Blueberries Mangoes Papaya Pineapple Watermelon Remove the junk, remove the irritants, and replace it with what you’re intended to eat… And watch how much better you feel on a day-by-day basis. Moo, Carnivore Aurelius Subject: liver sniffles Preview: this is why you get sick Fellow Health Nut, Are you tired of constantly feeling under the weather? Sick and tired of getting sick and tired? If so, might be time to take a closer look at your diet and lifestyle. Your immune system, when functioning properly, is incredibly powerful. It’s literally no different than training a specific muscle group in the gym… If the inputs are bad (bad workout, bad diet) you get bad results. If your diet is awful… If your lifestyle is extremely unhealthy, chaotic, and filled with stress chemicals… Your immune system turns into a fat lazy blob. (metaphorically speaking) Seriously, getting sick more than 2-3 times a year is a sign that something isn't quite right. In many cases, simple dietary and lifestyle changes can make a big difference. For example, cutting back on sugar and processed foods, and like I mentioned in my last email about gut health… increasing your intake of fresh fruits + animal-based products But like I said, it's not just about what you eat. Getting enough sleep, reducing stress, and staying active are all important factors that can impact your immune system. Seriously, if you fix the lifestyle decisions that cause poor health… And then fix the diet that causes poor health… ✨shocker✨ Your health improves. Health is not just having energy. Health is not just looking good. Health is not just being slim and looking muscular. Health is being able to combat the inevitable unwelcome guests which enter into our body’s ecosystem. Think about it like this… Your immune system can be a team of chads (or chadettes) ready to mobilize quickly on the enemy and eliminate the threat… Or it can be a team of soy-boy vape smokers that drink oat-milk lattes and crickets. The fun part is it’s in your control. Build your team wisely. Moo, Carnivore Aurelius