Carnivore Aurelius Newsletter (5/12/23)
Subject Line: telepathic cows
Preview Line: 🐮🐄🐮🐄🐮🐄🐮🐄
My Fellow Carnivore Enthusiasts,
Did you know that you can read a cow’s mind?
All you have to do is eat beef liver and then you are granted access to these powers.
(Not really, but maybe.)
But here’s what is true and also super cool…
There was a study published in 2021 that stated:
“Direct brain-to-brain communication (DBBC) outside the conventional five senses has been verified between animals and humans.”
I have a friend who was having a random nightmare the other night about his dog…
And he suddenly woke up to his dog whimpering and crying.[a]
Weird, right? Like they were both having the same dream or were in the same energy field.
The study also stated…
“The validation of DBBC has been documented via recording similar pattern(s) occurring in the brain cortex of two animals. With regard to action potentials in brain neurons, the magnetic field resulting from the action potentials created in neurons is one of the tools where the brain of one animal can affect the brain of another. It has been shown that different animals, even humans, have the power to understand the magnetic field.”
Think about it like this…
Have you ever thought about someone and they called you?
Why did you suddenly think of them?
How did they suddenly think of you?
Sure, you could say it’s just a coincidence but that happens a bit too frequently for it to be a coincidence in my opinion.
Think about a tribe of apes…
They can’t really communicate verbally the way humans do…
Instead they have noises and gestures they use to communicate…
But past that, I truly do believe that their communication is outside of the standard form of communication humans have…
Could be that it’s 70-80% through this magnetic field we’re all a part of, while ours is just 20-30%.
I don’t have any studies to prove that percentage, that’s just my guess as to what the case is.[b]
Weird stuff, but cool stuff.
Maybe one day we’ll figure out how to be able to talk to cows like this:
Moo,
Carnivore Aurelius
Subject Line: Chad Litmus test
Preview Line: You should take this test…
Moo,
Not every day can be a good day…
Some days, you have something bothering you…
Maybe you’re upset because of the way someone treated you…
Or perhaps you’re stressing about something down the road…
We all have days like that, right?
Well, let me ask you this…
Would you rather take an antidepressant like prozac or eat a juicy steak?
May seem like I’m acting crazy, but here’s the truth…
Prozac is made up of the following chemicals:
fluoxetine hydrochloride, benzyl alcohol, butyl paraben, carboxymethylcellulose sodium, edetate calcium disodium
Which combined together have been proven in clinical trials to “decrease traits of depression”
To me that’s just super vague in how it “decreases traits of depression” because is it doing it by actually solving the problem…
Or by numbing you entirely and chemically manipulating your brain to the point where you can’t even think normally.
People can tell me all they want that they need pharmaceuticals like this, but I don’t buy it.
Let’s take a look at our good ole’ juicy steak here…
It contains creatine, taurine, b vitamins, and zinc, which are all essential nutrients that play important roles in various physiological processes in the body…
And pretty much all of them have had numerous studies around them…
Creatine: Primarily known for its role in energy metabolism and is commonly used as a sports supplement. Some research suggests that creatine supplementation may have positive effects on mood and cognitive function, potentially benefiting individuals with depression.
Taurine: An amino acid involved in various physiological processes, including neurotransmission. It’s been shown that taurine may have neuroprotective and antidepressant effects.
B vitamins: Folate (B9), vitamin B6, and vitamin B12, are essential for proper brain function and the synthesis of neurotransmitters, and it’s ben shown that deficiencies in these vitamins have been associated with an increased risk of depression.
Zinc: A mineral that plays a crucial role in various physiological processes, including neurotransmission and neuroplasticity. Some studies have found an association between low zinc levels and depression.
So you could take a pill filled with chemicals from a random factory lab…
Or you could eat a steak and stop being a pussy.[c]
Moo,
Carnivore Aurelius
Subject Line: airpods, trash, now!
Preview Line: Do it
Hello My Fellow Health-Conscious Individual,
This is a pair of airpods…
And this is a trash can…
I am showing you these two images because airpods belong in the trash.
While the masses are blissfully unaware, there's a dark side to these wireless wonders that nobody is talking about.
I'm talking about the sinister electromagnetic fields (EMF) they emit which have no business being next to your brain.
What most people don't realize is that you're willingly subjecting yourself to a potential health disaster.
Tons of research is pouring in, painting a grim picture of the consequences.
The truth is, AirPods are not just innocent audio companions.
Nope, they're pretty much covert agents of destruction, bombarding your brain with EMF that may be responsible for an array of health issues.
In fact, recent studies suggest that prolonged exposure to AirPods' EMF could be playing a sinister role in the rise of neurological disorders.
Brain tumors and cognitive decline may be just around the corner for those who don't heed the warning signs.
These EMF blasters with their sneaky ability to penetrate body tissues, could be wreaking havoc on a cellular level.
Imagine your brain's defense mechanisms compromised, allowing toxins to run wild and potentially leading to irreversible neurological problems.
Now, before you think this is some conspiracy theory, I can assure you it's not.
While more research is needed to solidify these claims, the fact remains that there is no comprehensive regulation in place to protect you from AirPods' dangerous EMF emissions.
It's an uncharted territory, and you're the guinea pig.
Here’s a very simple chart showing EMF readings for different devices:
Just switch to wired headphones.
The risk is too high and it literally makes no difference.
Moo,
Carnivore Aurelius
[a]this is me btw, was very weird
[b]Let me know your thoughts on this, I feel like that's loose enough so we're not making a hard claim
[c]Super aggressive but I laughed out loud at this and thought it would be good. 50/50 on if you're down for this or not based on your "look in the mirror tweet"