Carnivore Aurelius Newsletter (Jan. 23rd)

Email 1 Subject Line: If I Were President… Preview Line: (big things happened) The year is 2036. People all around the country are embracing each other… Cheering endlessly for the triumph that’s to come… Some even crying, for it has been a long journey. The news stations, news papers, and social media updates all read the same… “Carnivore Aurelius WINS 2036 Election” Immediately upon being sworn into office, Carnivore Aurelius gets to work. He immediately rushes to the Oval Office where a fat stack of bills are waiting for him to be signed, this is his time to shine. In one fell swoop, his signature changes the course of humanity, paving a new way for mankind. Sneakers - Banned. Seed Oils - Banned. Birth Control - Banned. The News - Banned. Porn - Banned. Teflon Cookware - Banned. Polyester - Banned. Plastic - Banned. Synthetic Fragrances - Banned. Speakable Sunscreen - Banned. Fluoride - Banned. Receipts - Banned. Toxic Deodorant - Banned. Cubicle Workspaces - Banned. Oat Milk - Banned. Beyond Meat - Banned. They called it, The Great 16, and it seemed like overnight everyone was happier and healthier. Did Carnivore Aurelius completely bypass the democratic process of passing these bills? Yes. When he was told by his assistants that these bills would need to be passed through congress… He simply MOO’d at them and no one made any other demands. Immediately after accomplishing The Great 16, Carnivore Aurelius went back to work and fixed the food pyramid. Liver, Grass Fed Steak, Eggs, Raw Milk, Butter, Honey, Rice, Well-Cooked Mushrooms, Raw Carrots, Organic Fruits, and much more all had a home in the family fridge. Lunches for children across the country were transformed. Grocery stores were forced to remove their poisonous processed garbage from their shelves… The bastards at Johnson & Johnson and General Mills put up a good fight… But they were no match for The United States Air Force which Carnivore Aurelius had at his disposal. And this was all within the first 2 days of his inauguration. What happened next? Stay tuned to the newsletter to find out ;) Moo, Carnivore Aurelius Email 2 Subject Line: it’s being WIPED out Preview Line: this isn’t good… Do you know what’s going to be the most valuable asset in the next 20 years? It’s not gold, oil, real estate, or liquid cash… It’s fertility. Bear with me for a moment, this email is about to get a little depressing. According to Dr. Shanna Swan, one of the top experts in reproductive science, humans now meet the criteria for an endangered species. 1 in 4 couples cannot conceive naturally and sperm counts are down by 60%. For anyone who thinks rationally, this is a very big deal. The modern environment we’ve created for ourselves is to blame, but there definitely are steps you can take to improve your fertility. Simply put you need to cut out all of this from your life: * Regular Soaps * Deodorants * Shampoos * Body Washes * Conditioners * Hair Sprays + Hair Products * Makeup * Professed food * Seed Oils * Birth Control * Plastic Water Bottles * Tap Water * Putting Your Phone In Your Pocket * Antidepressants * Polyester Underwear This is seriously affecting your fertility, and if you actually care about having kids in the future, it would be a good idea to make some lifestyle changes. So how can you protect your future kids? Cut all this stuff out. But also, understand that a number of vitamin and mineral deficiencies have been linked to infertility in men and females. Some common ones are: * Vitamin D * Vitamin E * Vitamin A * Zinc * B3 (Psst…beef liver and sunlight is pretty much all you need to get these nutrients) Also, if you’d like to know more about the specifics of WHY these things are harming you… I wrote a twitter thread about a week or so ago explaining everything. You can check it out here 👉 Click Here To View Moo, Carnivore Aurelius Email 3 Subject Line: lonely Preview Line: (n/a) Everyone is pretty lonely. And the problem isn’t to blame on just women or just men… It’s both sides. Men have created a BS argument that a woman is only valuable if she hasn’t slept with any men… And that a man is valuable if he’s slept with a ton of women. But truth is, what makes a partner valuable is their ability to bond with someone… And the more sexual partners anyone has, the more their pair-bonding chemicals decrease. If a woman is dating someone who’s uber-successful, but she can’t connect at all with him… Isn’t it obvious that the relationship is doomed from the beginning and at best will just remain surface-level? But a lot of these “red-pill” dudes believe in these one-sided arguments because it serves their bodily desires. On the other side of the fence… Women didn’t want to be dependent on a man, so they started becoming more career-focused… And I’m not saying a woman that can provide for herself is bad…that’s a huge positive. What I think everyone can agree on is that most careers require a lot of masculine energy. Solving problems, putting out external force…that creates masculine energy. And bringing that to a relationship where a man wants to be predominantly in the leading role just isn’t going to work out. At best a lot of the time women have to settle for a guy who’s attractive but doesn’t have a backbone. And again, that satisfies bodily desires, but it’s not a winning formula for balanced natural polarity in a relationship. And let’s not even get started on what social media has done to us… Or 🌽… Or dating apps… Or OnlyFans… I think that society is pretty much going to continue to split further into two groups. You have the people who are totally okay with casual dating, never want to find a true partner, and just want to keep feeding their animalistic desires. And then you have the people who are just sick of what we’ve created and are actively focusing on improving themselves in hopes that they’ll attract their ideal partner. And if you’re in the latter category… Keep going, it’ll all be worth it. Moo, Carnivore Aurelius